Konspirasi 'Pilem barat' .hiks,gw nggak bakal bisa ngeliat pilem.....

wew.setelah menemukan trit teori Konspirasi di kaskus,ternyata menurut teori itu yg bersalah itu 21,tapi itu cuman konspirasi aja.seperti konspirasi elvis masih hidup dan tinggal di pulau terpencil bersama artis laennya,mikel jekson,merlin marow,david chapman(loh?).


nggak peduli sih gw siapa yg salah,tapi coba dikembalikan ae pilem-pilem itu.karena gw nggak bisa ngeliat:

MI:ghost Protocol......
The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo Holywood version.....
dan.......


JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN :(

Here we go again

I kinda wanna be more than friends

So take it easy on me

I'm afraid you're never satisfied.

Here we go again

We're sick like animals

We play pretend

You're just a cannibal

And I'm afraid I wont get out alive

No I won't sleep tonight

CHORUS:

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight

Oh oh

I want some more

Oh oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight

Here we are again

I feel the chemicals kickin' in

It's gettin' heavier

I wanna run and hide

I wanna run and hide

I do it every time

You're killin' me now

And I won't be denied by you

The animal inside of you

CHORUS:

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight.

Oh oh

I want some more

Oh oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight

Neon Trees Animal lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/neon-trees-animal-lyrics.html

Hush, hush

The world is quiet

Hush, hush

We both can't fight it

It's us that made this mess

Why can't you understand?

Whoa, I won't sleep tonight

I wont sleep tonight

Here we go again

Here we go again

Here we go again

CHORUS

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight.

Oh oh

I want some more

Oh oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight.

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight.

Oh oh

I want some more

Oh oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight.

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight.

Oh oh

I want some more

Oh oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight.

siapa yg salah?,21?,pemerintah?..........AMERIKA?(copy paste inside)

Ini ada info bagus. Silahkan dicermati. 
1. TIDAK ADA kenaikan bea film Import apapun dari Direktorat Jenderal Bea Cukai. Masih sama dengan yang disepakati oleh WTO (Organisasi Perdagangan International), yaitu film yg diimport harus membayar:

A. Bea masuk per copy
B. Bea Royalty
C. Bea bagi hasil

2. Sayangnya, pihak 21 hanya membayar Bea masuk per copy saja. 2 bea yg lain tidak dibayar sejak 1995 Padahal sebetulnya TIDAK ADA kenaikan biaya apa-apa. Faktanya 21 yang TIDAK BAYAR ke pemerintah sejak 1995. Jadi siapa yg dirugikan? Anda bisa lihat sendiri

3. Pada Saat ini SBY menginstruksikan untuk di tata ulang soal pajak film, Direktorat Jenderal Bea Cukai membuka kembali catatan yg ada dan ditemukan bahwa 21 tidak pernah membayar 2 item bea yang lain

4. Jumlah yg harus dibayarkan 1000% karena tertunggak dari 1995. Karena itu 21 tidak mau bayar dan menggunakan ancaman mau memboikot film2nya. Mereka menggunakan masyarakat pecinta film Hollywood untuk diprovokasi menyerang pemerintah dengan menyebar isu kenaikan biaya Import menyebabkan MPA Boikot film Import

5. Jadi, 21 sedang melakukan politik adu domba antar pecinta film, antar sineas, dan antar pemerintah. Hal itu dilakukan untuk menekan pemerintah karena tidak mau bayar bea yg besar itu Jadi bilang sama temen2 kamu, kita sedang di provokasi. Di adu domba. 

Sekarang pihak 21 dan DJBC (Direktorat Jendral Bea Cukai)sedang melakukan negosiasi dan pada saat ini juga, 21 terus akan membangun opini : Film Hollywood akan ditarik dari peredaran Sehingga nanti, ketika terjadi kesepakatan yg akhirnya membuat harga tiket naik, masyarakat akan protes ke Pemerintah.

Jadi sebagai masyarakat kita harus cerdas menyerap informasi.


Sumber : dari BBM nih hehehe

Tambahan sumber, dapat dari googling :
Importir Film Asing Menunggak Ratusan Miliar pada Pemerintah Indonesia
Importir Film Tunggak Royalti sejak 1995
Strategi 21 Cineplex untuk Menaikkan Harga Tiket Masuk (HTM)
MPA Bantah Boikot Film Hollywood ke Indonesia
Pemerintah: Bea Masuk Impor Film Asing Tidak Naik 
Deddy Mizwar-Rudy Sanyoto: Meluruskan Masalah Film Impor


sumber: http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=7196392


T:loh?,kok bisa amerika yg salah pid?
J:
http://www.kaskus.us/showpost.php?p=374638550&postcount=18

Bottles Of Beer-Your Favourite Martian

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.

We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.

He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell

That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"

"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,

And she's been asking about you."

I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I

Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em

In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).

We drove around for like half the night.

Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',

Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and

That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.

The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

[inaudible] bottles of beer.

You take one down, you pass it around,

You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted

Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. 

He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette

Like "automobile, big leck!" 

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass

This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. 

I told that HARP that she could go to hell

And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

And down to have some fun, she

Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.

The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,

Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com 

So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And

She said, "ha! You're totally cute.

"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."

Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then

The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

[inaudible] bottles of beer.

You take one down, you pass it around,

You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me

His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.

'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.

He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.

I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm

Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."

You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."

Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked

I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when

I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST

And CORONA was like, "wow!

You can totally touch my boob now."

I was EL PRESIDENTE

Or maybe a king with my CORONA

In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

[inaudible] bottles of beer.

You take one down, you pass it around,

You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Pertanyaan yg sering di tanyakan ke gw.

1.T:kamu sebenarnya orang mana sih?
    J:sekarang?,belum menentukan.aku lahir di sebuah Kota Kecil Di amerika bernama Lake Charles di Lousiana.yes,im from the south.yes,im a republican,and no,i dont hate black people.gw sekarang mempunyai 2 Paspor,USA dan NKRI.dan saat 18 tahun,gw akan milih salah satunya.masih ada 4 taon lagi,so gw harus mikirkan dengan matang gw mo jadi citizen mana.

2.T:kamu bule asli ato bule depok sih?,Grammarmu nggak karuan!*bangga mentang-mentang grammar inggrisnya bagus*
   J:kenapa?,well.di sekolah Indonesia,pelajaran Bahasa Inggris sudah di luar kepala gw.tapi soal Grammar gw memang hancur,makanya sering kali di ulangan yg "GW PASTI LOLOS" menjadi "ANJING!,KOK DAPAT 90?,".setelah gw cek kertasnya ada catatan dari guru bahasa Inggris gw."you need to improve your grammar skills!,".tapi ada satu yg gw banggakan di sekolah daripada anak-anak lain:klo tes lisan gw menang telak.

3.T:agamamu apa?
   J:Islam.no,gw bukan Islam Radikal,no gw bukan orang yg akan teriak "Israel Kafir",no gw bukan orang yg gampang terpengaruh ma omongan para islam radikal,yes gw orang jarang sholat.OK I SAID IT!,AND IM A SHAME OF IT!.tapi akhir-akhir ini setelah dikasih liat "gambaran-gambaran siksa neraka bagi orang yg jarang sholat" gw langsung improving Sholat gw.

4.T:kamu pasti Populer di Sekolah yah? :p
   J:Populer?,Please,gw di sekolah kek Hobo.rambut nggak beraturan,baju nggak rapi,sering kali guru negur....tapi jawaban gw sama......"HIDUP SEORANG SENIMAN BU!,".dan gw berhenti ngomong dengan alasan itu karena orang tua gw ditelpon soal itu.nah maka dari itu,gw lebih suka rambut gw dengan 'Deodorant Style' ato BOTAK.(maaf bung dika,terpaksa nama model rambut bung dika gw ambil.keren banget sih!).

5.T:bagaimana menurutmu Indonesia itu?
   J:Indonesia?,Jujur hidup disini seperti Roller Coster.Indonesia adalah negara yg AWESOME.budaya tetap terjaga selama beribu-ribu tahun(walopun sempat ada kasus "HEI,NEGARA -sensor- KAMU NYURI BUDAYA GW!," ).negara Indonesia mengakui Perbedaan(Walopun menurut gw,IMHO,untuk Prakteknya harus dibaikin,karena gw disini pasti kena Olokan "BULE,BULE,BULE,PAK YU,BULE,BULE,BULE,ISRAEL KAFIR,".pernah juga gw sempat sengaja gw bawa baju gw "AKU BANGGA JADI WARGA AMERIKA".langsung orang-orang bersongko dan berkumis menatap tajam ke gw,bahkan Guru Ngaji gw sempat "LOH DAVID,KAMU SEBENARNYA ORANG MANA SIH?,".

6.T:klo seandainya ada kesempatan,apa mo kembali ke US.
   J:SANGAT SANGAT SANGAT SANGAT SANGAT *2 jam kemudian*SAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAT MAU SEKALI!.keluarga bagian bokap gw disana,dan sepupu-sepupu keren gw,Michelle dan William,berada disana!.god gw kangen mereka.tapi berkat pesbuk,sekarang kita bisa saling komunikasi!.unlike me,Sepupu-Sepupu gw adalah Atlit semua.Michelle adalah Pemain Tenis yg hebat,yg gw dengar pas cetting ma William(emang chatting bisa denger?,oh yah suara "bip"nya :) ),Michelle sempat ke tingkat Nasional,dan sekarang pas gw ketik ini pun,Michelle membela Kampusnya dalam Turmname apa gitu.nah William,dia adalah pemain basket.nggak tau gw soal kehebatannya,tapi gw ngeliatin poto timnya."No black dude's on your team?,amazing!,"."basketball ain't just black no more david,".nah gw?,gw juga atlit!................atlit kentut professional.

7.T:mas david kok ganteng <----serius ini sering di tanyain
   J:kenalin dulu donk ke anaknya.........dan habis itu gw dibacok.

Badan Investigasi Nasional(lagi bosan neh --a)

hola,entri kali ini adalah Proyek sampingan yg lagi gw buat di Microsoft Word gw.Badan Investigasi Nasional,BVS,ato BaVesNas,sembarang menurutmu mana yg lebih enak sebutinnya.nah tentang apa ini?,ini tentang Crime Busting gitu,dan tentunya fiksi.didalam cerita gw,BVS adalah FBInya Indonesia,yah yah,nggak kreatip banget sih gw.tapi hey,nggak ada salahnya toh?,yg di real life aja belum ada :p.BVS didalam cerita gw menangani Kasus yg melibatkan Kematian WNA,pembunuhan Domestik(dalam negri,pembunuhan yg tingkat lanjut),dan 'White Collar' Crimes.sumpah deh,gw sangat-sangat bosan,bingung mo nulis entri apa lagi,Herman?,masa dia terus --" .so gw akhirnya akan mempublikasikan apa yg gw lakukan sekarang.nah,yg aku akan ceritakan disini adalah bagian dari Divisi WNA(Warga Negara Asing).yes,yg berarti melibatkan Kematian WNA,penculikan,pembunuhan,dll yg pokok'e melibatkan WNA.

dan karakter-karakter didalam cerita nanti adalah:

Djainal Habengko.
Ketua Tim,mantan TNI AD.Pensiun Setelah Tragedi Perang Suku di Sampit.
52 th.

Iwan Haritzfah.
Agen,bagian dari Tim Habengko.Mantan Polisi,bagian Cyber Crime.mendapat tawaran masuk ke BVS oleh Direktur Habibie Rachman(Direktur BVS).
27 th.

Joko Santoso,
Agen,Bagian Dari Tim Habengko.Mantan Polisi.masuk dengan rekomendasi dari Kapolri.
35 th

Handoko Prismaji
Agen,Bagian Dari Tim Habengko.Mantan KPK,menerima Tawaran untuk Pindah ke BVS.
32 th

Dr.Lauren Heaterly.
Bagian Otopsi,WNA Australia.Menerima Tawaran Dari BVS
33 th

Muh.Yusuf.
Spesialis Forensik,mendaftarkan diri ke BVS.
25th

Dir.Habibie Rachman
Direktur Pertama BVS,masih aktif.mantan KASAD,menerima tawaran Presiden untuk menjadi Direktur BVS.
67th.

WaDir.George Naputuru
Wakil Direktur BVS pertama,masih aktif.mantan Wakaporli.juga mendapat tawaran dari presiden untuk menjadi direktur BVS.
57 th.


nanti Insya allah,besok sudah mulai satu cerita.tapi tiap episode itu model bersambung...soalnya gw nggak ada waktu XD

Summer Brezze-Seals And Croft (Jason Mraz Version Inside)

See the curtains hangin' in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light-a-shinin' through the window
Lets me know everything's all right

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' though the jasmine in my mind

See the paper layin' on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the doorstep
Through the screen and across the floor

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind

Sweet days of summer -- the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
And I come home from a hard day's work
And you're waitin' there
Not a care in the world

See the smile awaitin' in the kitchen
Through cookin' and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
See the curtains hanging in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shining through the window
Lets me know everythings alright

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

See the paper laying on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the door step
Through the screen and across the floor

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
When I come home from a hard days work
And you're waiting there, not a care in the world

See the smile a-waiting in the kitchen
Food cooking and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind